"You’re not drunk until you try to grab onto the grass to keep yourself from falling off the earth."
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@9 years ago with 351 notes
i drew a pigeon on ms paint when my internet stopped working do you guys like it
i drew pigeon some papaya to eat
I drew pigeon a friend
he brings kiwi
crow brings a single cherry to the party because it was so last minute and this is all he had in his nest
robin was going to bring a slice of bread that she found in the park but she ate it on the way there
can greg come too?
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“My girlfriend put a bird feeder on our deck. This bastard ate himself to sleep.”
(via thekurseof)
